Posts Tagged ‘Oregon’

Tying up loose ends

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Everyone wants moving to be as painless as possible. I’ve got a crazy-huge checklist of things I’d like to get done by the end of the month so I can move quickly and cleanly out of Eugene in both a physical and metaphysical sense.

According to my checklist in Things, there are about 92 loose ends left to wrap up, and (this is embarrassing) half of those are just old video games and books I’ve been meaning to finish off so I can clear my head. Maybe not the best use of time, but I’ve got so much time right now that I don’t see much trouble in spending a few hours a day on that kind of thing.

Today I finished off two books (Masters of Doom, Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour) and two games (Puzzle Quest, Bionic Commando Re-Armed). And for good measure, I threw some old clothes in a bag. Moving is officially underway.

Two reasons why I’m a weirdo

Monday, October 26th, 2009
This is what the rain does to you.

This is what the rain can do to a person.

The rainy season unmistakeably arrived in Portland today: Streets are flooding, umbrellas are out, and Californian expatriates are preparing for the End of Days.

I’m no stranger to the gloom that perpetually overcast skies bring with them, but I’m also notoriously bad at preparing myself for the winter doldrums. Well, not this time! I’ve got a foolproof 30-day regimen that’s guaranteed to ease me in to Oregon’s annual unpleasantness with finesse.

During the month of November, I will write a 50,000-word novel, abstain from shaving (not that anyone will be able to tell) and blog about the whole unfortunate thing.

So why write a novel? I won’t deny the appeal of adding another outlandish boast to my repertoire for cocktail parties and art-gallery soirées, but I’m also chiefly interested in the lessons to be learned from committing myself to a major project I know very little about and forcing myself to get through it by the skin of my teeth. I’m notoriously bad at committing to work until the eleventh hour (thanks, college!) and I’m eager to see if there’s actually any reward to be found in pacing oneself when undertaking a massive effort.

As for the lack of shaving? That’s more of a “just get it over with” type of situation. As a man, I am theoretically blessed with the super power of growing facial hair. But thanks to some rather unfortunate genes and sour luck, I rolled a few natural ones at my moment of conception and wound up a couple decades later with a distressingly uneven smattering of facial hair.

Thankfully, I live in a city where an unshaven person who spends hours each day writing a meandering novel looks just as natural as a fat man in a button-up shirt, spurs and a ten-gallon hat raising a pair of pistols to the heavens does in Texas. (I have never been to Texas but I am told this is what life means to a Texan.)

It’s an altogether foolish plan for self-improvement, but at least my friends and family will get a few cheap laughs at my expense.

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Regarding The Beatles: A fairly decent story of how I discovered their music

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

The Beatles

This post originated on the Rock Band forums in a thread asking people to describe how they first heard and got into The Beatles. I ended up running with the topic and found I had a lot to say. It’s not my best writing by any means, but it felt great to finally have something to talk about in detail. I’ve reposted it here — hope you enjoy it.

I’m curious to hear how other people first started listening to the band, so feel free to leave a reply if you want to share.

I almost never got into The Beatles.

I grew up in a household where there were plenty of records and CDs but very few were ever queued up to play. My dad listened almost exclusively to talk radio or the classic rock station, and when he talked about his favorite bands (Jimi Hendrix, The Allman Brothers Band, The Grateful Dead) The Beatles never came up. I’d heard The Allman Brothers’ double album “Eat a Peach” before I even knew what The Beatles’ White Album was.

My mom owned an impressive collection of Beatles records from her childhood, but we never had a working record player. They sat in a box in the closet for as long as I could remember. I’d leafed through them a couple times, laughing at their ridiculous haircuts and marginally clever album titles.

As a teenager I lumped them into the broad genre of “oldies” — a term that basically meant “music that has no business hanging around.” Their songs sounded overly simplistic, at times insipid (Drive My Car, Eight Days a Week, Twist and Shout) or just plain weird (Piggies, I Am The Walrus). It wasn’t until a few years ago that the band finally made sense to me.

There are only a handful of albums I’ve come across that were so powerful and consuming that I remember exactly where I was when I first heard them — Radiohead’s Kid A, The Flaming Lips’ Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Michael Jackson’s Thriller and Sufjan Stevens’ Illinois, for example. My recollection of the first time I listened to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is probably the most vivid of all of them.

A couple summers ago, I was driving back to school from Portland to Eugene with one of my best friends from grade school. We both ended up going to college at the University of Oregon, but we had fallen a little out of touch over the years. I was excited for the trip as a chance to reconnect and share some music.

Heat’s rarely an issue in Oregon — temperatures over 90 are uncommon, even in the summer — but this day was well over 100 degrees, and the air was thick with humidity.

So of course, my car’s air conditioning decided to stop working that morning.

The freeway was packed, the car was stifling, and I was sweating to the point where the seat was fusing to my clothes. Neither of us was bold enough to talk — the air tasted like a track meet.

It was kind of disgusting.

My friend began rifling through his bag, looking for some music to put on that would distract us from the fact that the ceiling was damp. He pulled out Sgt. Pepper and waved it at me.

I shrugged. He put it on.

What I heard wasn’t supernatural, or beyond belief, or maybe not even the best album in history. But it was audacious, adventurous; it was unlike anything I’d heard. It was convoluted and over-the-top one moment and heartfelt the next.

When the album ended, it was like awakening from a daze — not the best realization when you’ve been driving a couple tons of metal at freeway speeds for an hour — and I was struggling to think of something to say. The heat may have contributed to the surreal nature of the experience, resulting in something of a poor man’s spirit journey, but one thing was certain: There was something very important to be found in listening to the Beatles.

My friend and I had bonded over music when we were friends in high school, but back then his tastes (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit) and mine (Blink-182, Sum 41 and…Limp Bizkit) were limited, to put it delicately. Thankfully, in the decade since we’ve both since grown a bit older and wiser — and hearing Sgt. Pepper was proof of that.

I must have listened to that album a hundred times over the last couple years. I sought out copies of the rest of the Beatles’ catalog and listened through every album. I became fascinated by the history and the mythology surrounding the Beatles and the people that were a part of it. Between the Beatles Rock Band instruments scattered around and the countless Wikipedia pages I’ve been scouring, my desk is beginning to look like that scene in A Beautiful Mind where John Nash’s wife stumbles upon his shack in the woods.

I’m sure I’ll eventually learn all I want to know about the Beatles, but I’ll never grow tired of their music.

If that ain’t love then tell me what is

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Self-loathers love to get their hate on

Portlanders, rejoice — we’ve finally got a reason to hate our lives!

My friend and partner in crime sent me a link to BusinessWeek’s list of the most unhappy cities in the United States, and guess what? We won!

The victory was determined by factors like depression, suicide rates, divorces and crime. Personally, my favorite component is the number of cloudy days: a staggering 222 per year in Portland.

I’m not sure I’d call this list fair by any stretch of the imagination; the article’s hefty disclaimer only reinforces the lack of scientific validity backing it up. Notably missing are factors like quality of public parks and transportation as well as air quality. Bad weather gets me down like nobody’s business, but living in a place that’s smothered in trees and foliage also makes for a healthy, cozy place to live.

Oh, and the beer helps.